Disclaimer: Everything I post here is my own opinion. I do not speak for or on behalf of Edsel Dope.
Now that’s clear… every so often, Tripp Eisen worms his way into my fansite discourse. People notice he’s not an option for buttons on my fanlistings, or that I’ve literally edited him out of Dope photos. And yes, that’s intentional. Take it as the insult it’s meant to be. If I play even a SMALL part in erasing Tripp Eisen’s legacy from the internet, I’m happy. I will wear the “Relegated Tripp Eisen to the trash bin of music history” badge with pride.
Why? Because this person has done horrific things and remains unrepentant – worse, he simply labels them “bad judgement”. Dude, you’re a literal sex offender. I think that’s beyond “bad judgement”. You’re a fucking predator. I would 1000% cover my drink around you.
But wait! There’s more! He’s so untalented and charisma-free that he can’t even release new music without dropping Edsel Dope’s name every two seconds. We get it, you were in Dope and Static-X. Now you’re just trying to make money off those connections. It’s one thing to mention prior bands, but that’s literally the only thing you have going for you! Your band isn’t even good, bro! I listened to like five seconds of it and thought “Yeah, hate that.” It’s the most godawful shit I’ve heard in a long time. And the audacity to cover Static-X songs that poorly … Wayne would be appalled. (Oh yeah, he has Static-X ALL over that project too! The literal titles of their videos name drop Static-X all the time. That’s ALL he has!)
“Shut up, Cristina, you’re biased.”
No I’m not. Even if I didn’t care about Edsel, any person with a brain can see he has zero reason to lie about anything he’s said about this dude – unlike Tripp, who has every reason to lie. Anyway, TRIPP EISEN SUCKS. I hope he sees this too. I’m 100 percent for a Cristina beef with this dude. Fuck you, you washed up old hack.
