Hello everybody! We’re celebrating the Machine Killer Tour here at EDF.org, so let’s continue with another Merch Roundup! Edsel is connected to Static-X as its producer and collaborator, so we’re getting them in on the Roundup just for fun.
What’s a Merch Roundup? A Merch Roundup consists of my top picks from a chosen band’s merch store. (Provided that band has some connection with Edsel Dope, of course.) And since the Machine Killer Tour is about to kick into high gear, we’re taking a look at Static-X’s merch. It was hard to narrow it down because everything was amazing, but these are my faves out of the bunch.
Disclaimer: No one is paying me for my opinions about Static-X’s merch, and I am not receiving any commissions if you buy something. This is purely my opinion, and my opinion cannot be bought. So with that out of the way, let’s get to it!
![](https://edseldopefan.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/NEW_Ratta_M_Hero_900x.webp)
Have to say, this one caught my eye big time. This is going in my cart today. I love the colours, the artwork, everything.
![](https://edseldopefan.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/NEW_Ratta_Mug_Hero_900x.webp)
Yes, we’ve already established you have way too many mugs in your cabinet. Make room for this one, your coffee deserves it.
![](https://edseldopefan.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/TruckerHat_Shock_red_900x.webp)
You know, I’m not a hat person normally but I could be persuaded with this one. Comes in a choice of red or grey, in trucker style or snapback.
![](https://edseldopefan.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/NEW_FalkoMensShirtHero_900x.webp)
Gotta say, Static-X always kills it when it comes to artwork on their merch. This is pure perfection.
And that’s it! I hope my picks were helpful! The Machine Killer Tour promises to be amazing, and scoring awesome merch is just a bonus.